i am a man
the chupacabra says:
are you a man or a monkey?
heathen says:
debatable
heathen says:
what do you think?
the chupacabra says:
give me three for the argument and three against, and i will reckon and reason, and tell you the judgement
heathen says:
1. I like human beings. None of this monkey-attraction business.
2. I can't do sign language.
3. My nose and mouth are not combined into one mound.
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For:
1. My ears are somewhat detached from my head.
2. I'd like to learn sign language.
3. I do think monkeys are cute.
the chupacabra says:
number one from the against list and number 3 from the for list cancel eachother out
liking to learn is overpowered by not being able to learn
so you are up one on the against
heathen says:
hm
the chupacabra says:
your mouth and nose are un-monkey like, while your ears are quite monkey like
so overall, you are a man.